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I want Coni Confetti to castrate me. I want her to loop a rope around my balls and tie the other end to some sort of clown tricycle and then ride it, speeding away from me as fast as she can while Im bound to a pole.
I want her to do this over and over again until my spermatic cord snaps, severing my balls from the inside. When she feels the pop she should honk the clown horn on her tricycle and trigger confetti to fall from the ceiling.