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OP here.
Here's the greentext
>be me
>watch only Ame streams out loud without headphones
>headphones make my ears get all sweaty and irritated
>talk to myself all the time when im alone so I naturally yell back at monitor when Ame is ree'ing about something
>eventually parents bring it up and ask about my "little girlfriend"
>I get embarassed and don't know how to respond because I feel like this never happened before
>try to deny it
>dad responds with "YOU DON'T THINK YOUR MOM AND I HEAR YOU LOVEBIRDS TALKING LATE AT NIGHT" he then starts laughing
>my mom gets all excited and asks details about her
>for some autistic reason I actually respond to this and say she's blonde
>she then says she has to meet her sometime
>my dad pulls out his wallet and hands me $120
>tells me to take her out somewhere nice
Guys I'm in my room and with the $120 still in my drawer and I don't know what to do.
