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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:00:22 No.12223298 View View Reply Original Report

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My parents think I'm dating pic related. They hear her and me backseating out loud to her streams and figured I finally got a girlfriend. How do I put them down gently about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:02:37 No.12223412 Report

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You don't, so here's a better suggestion. Have a nice long talk with your parents on why you enjoy making shit up online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:02:42 No.12223418 Report

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>>12223298
don't you fucking dare tell them the truth.
create a narrative where you two eventually stop talking and break things off, as it would be best for the two of you.
This narrative must last AT LEAST 3-4 months.
In the meantime, let the guilt go into working harder for those juicy red superchats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:03:32 No.12223468 Report

Quoted By: >>12223604

are you the same anon as yesterday?
that's what you get for not wearing headphones

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:03:45 No.12223484 Report

Quoted By: >>12223677

>>12223298
>Actually talking out loud.

Jesus anon, only the rope will save you now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:05:52 No.12223604 Report

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>>12223468
Yes, I figured because I made the thread so late I would try again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:06:54 No.12223664 Report

Quoted By: >>12227323

this reminds me of that retard on /hlg/ who had his mom walk in on his retarded parasocial relationship with ame.
are my fellow teamates really this autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:06:57 No.12223672 Report

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>>12223298
tell them that you're gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:07:04 No.12223677 Report

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>>12223418
I don't wear headphones because my ears start breaking out in hives if I do and I'm not gonna stop watching Ame

>>12223484
My parents had me in their late 30's

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:07:38 No.12223699 Report

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>>12223298
>How do I put them down gently about this?
she lives in another country and you have long distance relationship. then "broke up" with her after few years.
>"can we talk to her?"
she
>is busy (working/studying)
>is shy/not ready to talk to your parents
>lives across the globe and has a night time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:09:27 No.12223792 Report

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>>12223298
Tell them that she's just a friend, and that you have no intention in meeting her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:10:44 No.12223864 Report

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>>12223699
The thing with this is that my dad got all excited about this and gave me a $120 to take her out and my mom said she wanted to meet her. How do I go from here and tell them their son is legit retarded and has formed a parasocial relationship with a woman pretending to be a time traveling detective behind an anime avatar without crushing them?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:14:10 No.12224069 Report

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OP here

So I was thinking of using the $120 my dad gave me to send as a superchat to Ame explaining this. Maybe she'll play along and pretend she's breaking up with me and say something like "WE'RE DONE" while my parents are at home overhearing. You guys think this can work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:17:00 No.12224258 Report

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Why are teacucks like this?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:17:35 No.12224289 Report

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>>12223864

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:17:40 No.12224292 Report

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>>12223864
Just bullshit that she's your oshi and by oshi means best friend. You'll be digging a bigger grave if you play along with the gf angle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:18:48 No.12224364 Report

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>>12224069
would be funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:20:05 No.12224434 Report

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>>12224069
For 120 bucks you could hire a decent freelance VA to replicate ame voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:20:05 No.12224435 Report

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>>12223677
put in earbuds then, you fucking dimwitted moron.

btw please eat the hot end of a rifle and your oshi suxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:20:26 No.12224455 Report

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>>12223864
A new entrant into the /vt/ hall of fame?
Sweet. Tell them the truth anon.
Let us know how it goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:25:11 No.12224664 Report

Quoted By: >>12224988 >>12235752

>>12224435
My right ear hole is bigger than my left so earbuds are annoying bc they keep slipping off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:25:28 No.12224682 Report

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>>12224069
I'm guessing Ame is way past the point where she finds schizo superchats like this funny but I also know that I cannot control you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:27:13 No.12224770 Report

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>>12223298
don't call her "pic related". her name is ame and you love her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:31:30 No.12224975 Report

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>>12223298
I am a Chad so I don't care about what my parents say about me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:31:52 No.12224988 Report

Quoted By: >>12225081

>>12224664
most decent earbuds have adjustable rubber-tips that expand to fill the hole with a couple different sizes. Can buy a pair of sennheiser ear-buds for like 20 bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:33:57 No.12225081 Report

Quoted By: >>12226281

>>12224988
I'll take a look at Amazon. Thanks.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:42:07 No.12225470 Report

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>>12223298
That's really cute Anon. But just don't get any bright ideas, because I'm the one dating her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:44:19 No.12225578 Report

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>>12223418
anime plots be like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 02:55:00 No.12226032 Report

Quoted By: >>12231433

>>12223864
>>12224069
OP you dont need to explain vtubers to them but please just tell them you where watching a video and where talking too yourself. I dont know how much your parents understand NEETlife/autism but lying to them about this wont help your situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:01:37 No.12226281 Report

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>>12225081
don't use the $120

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:33:26 No.12227323 Report

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>>12223664
Don't worry, not every teamete is like that but i'm pretty sure i will end up like that at some point, Ame has too much power over me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:43:11 No.12227668 Report

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>>12223864
i call bullshit on this

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:46:05 No.12227759 Report

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>>12223864
Oh no no no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 03:47:25 No.12227804 Report

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>>12223298
If you don't want them knowing the truth say it's a friend over the internet you play games with

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:17:08 No.12229070 Report

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OP here.

Here's the greentext

>be me
>watch only Ame streams out loud without headphones
>headphones make my ears get all sweaty and irritated
>talk to myself all the time when im alone so I naturally yell back at monitor when Ame is ree'ing about something
>eventually parents bring it up and ask about my "little girlfriend"
>I get embarassed and don't know how to respond because I feel like this never happened before
>try to deny it
>dad responds with "YOU DON'T THINK YOUR MOM AND I HEAR YOU LOVEBIRDS TALKING LATE AT NIGHT" he then starts laughing
>my mom gets all excited and asks details about her
>for some autistic reason I actually respond to this and say she's blonde
>she then says she has to meet her sometime
>my dad pulls out his wallet and hands me $120
>tells me to take her out somewhere nice

Guys I'm in my room and with the $120 still in my drawer and I don't know what to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:21:04 No.12229245 Report

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>>12229070
honestly i agree you should spend it on some nice headphones for listening to ame's stream

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:22:03 No.12229289 Report

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>>12229070

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:26:06 No.12229464 Report

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>I was just watching a video on youtube
Literally this simple, and you don't even need to lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:47:25 No.12230503 Report

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I want to know how this progresses OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 04:56:34 No.12230963 Report

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>>12223298
Watson more like Wattson lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:01:46 No.12231219 Report

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>>12224069
You are a fucking retarda lad, just letting you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:03:33 No.12231316 Report

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>>12229070
Spend it on an akasupa of course
Just be shy about explaining anything about your relationship
Eventually actually fuck her and bring her back home, problem solved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:03:52 No.12231330 Report

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>>12229070
I fucking hate this place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:06:04 No.12231433 Report

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OP for the love of god don't listen to >>12226032, and don't buy that superchat either, just let your parents believe you're not a complete fucking loser and make up some bullshit in a few weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:06:53 No.12231478 Report

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>>12223298
>>12229070
>>12224069
OP, i hope youre a liar because god damn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:21:42 No.12232171 Report

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incredibly fucking based op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:45:48 No.12233262 Report

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You're 28 and live with your parents, you're beyond help. Put yourself down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:53:00 No.12233619 Report

Quoted By: >>12233957 >>12234368 >>12234706

>>12224069
Fellow Teamate here. Actual question for you. Which will be more embarrassing for you? Wasting your money and having Ame laugh at you and your superchat (or not read it at all), or having to painfully (and likely embarrassingly) explain to your parents that NO you don’t actually have a GF, you were just watching a video and talking to yourself. If your still here OP, don’t be a faggot and answer the damn question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:53:26 No.12233633 Report

Quoted By: >>12233767

Hah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:54:12 No.12233663 Report

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>>12223864
anon...

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:56:34 No.12233767 Report

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>>12233633
praying for OP to release him from his para social relationship with Ame.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 05:59:46 No.12233911 Report

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>>12233767
Ame~n

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:00:50 No.12233957 Report

Quoted By: >>12234228

>>12233619
I can live with the first one because I can just lie to myself about that and understand Ame just sees another schizo but having to see my parents everyday after this will be much more harsh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:03:38 No.12234073 Report

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>>12233767
She'll "break up" with him by saying she wants to ground pound his mom later tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:07:38 No.12234228 Report

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>>12233957
Honestly, best case scenario she might react to it but won't say the line, it's more probable she will outright ignore the message or say something along the lines of "i'm not a robot"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:10:12 No.12234311 Report

Quoted By: >>12234351 >>12234362 >>12234427 >>12234463 >>12234509 >>12234512 >>12234819 >>12234897 >>12235012 >>12235244 >>12235445 >>12240288

OP here

Okay guys I have it figured out. I'm gonna send Ame the $120 superchat with the message of if she could pretend to dump me. I'll write down a script of what I'll say if she does go along with it and make sure the volume is all the way up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:11:22 No.12234351 Report

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>>12234311
if you aren't just writing fanfiction i really want to stress that this is the worst possible idea. do not do this. please get some grass time in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:11:44 No.12234362 Report

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>>12234311
Dont do this, please
Just spend it on better headphones or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:11:55 No.12234368 Report

Quoted By: >>12234468

>>12233619
I wonder what Ame would do in this situation. I'm now curious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:12:42 No.12234393 Report

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>>12223864
sounds like they already see you as retarded if daddy is handing you money to take a girl out. how old are you, son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:13:43 No.12234427 Report

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>>12234311
She will not do this for any amount of supa. Don't you know anything about your fake girlfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:14:27 No.12234463 Report

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>>12234311
It'd be cheaper to search for Ame saying the individual words:
>I'm
>breaking
>up
>with
>you
and edit them into a seamless sentence. Then you could play it out loud and have yourself react to it to drive it home. Make sure your parents are around to hear it of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:14:35 No.12234468 Report

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>>12234368
Either poke fun at him a little bit or ignore it
I'm sure shes used to this by now

t. another person who has hopelessly fallen for Ame

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:15:41 No.12234509 Report

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>>12229070
Listen to me. Are you listening? I hope so. You HAVE to tell your parents the truth. Because if you don't you're parents will tell other family members and it will only escalate this lie further and further until it blows up in your face
>>12234311
If you do this, people will doxx you.
They will find out who your parents are.
And they will tell them the truth.
Just say you were watching videos and talking to yourself. THAT'S IT.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:15:45 No.12234512 Report

Quoted By: >>12234885 >>12239014 >>12240814

>>12234311
Do not.

Come home one day, binge-eat some icecream, say nothing on the topic, and just act depressed for a few days.

Then go back to normal and refuse to acknowledge her existence if your parents ask.

The fact that you're in to this point is astounding to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:16:53 No.12234551 Report

Quoted By: >>12234650

>>12223298
Why do you make a thread about this everyday?
Doesn't falseflagging get boring after a while?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:19:35 No.12234650 Report

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>>12234551
this thread has not been made every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:21:27 No.12234706 Report

Quoted By: >>12234844

>>12233619
if he supa's her and she laughs at him, his parents will hear it too

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:25:09 No.12234819 Report

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>>12234311
WHAT????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:26:07 No.12234844 Report

Quoted By: >>12234890 >>12235118 >>12235168

>>12234706
>You're parents think I'm dating you?
>HEY PARENTS YOUR SON'S WATCHING A 2D ANIME GIRL
>HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
>HE ALSO WASTED YOUR $120
>IT'S MINE NOW HAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:27:33 No.12234885 Report

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>>12234512
OP this is what you should do, listen to friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:27:40 No.12234890 Report

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>>12234844
This would be immensely based

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:27:52 No.12234897 Report

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>>12234311
DON’T DO IT YOU FUCKING RETARD. PRESUMING YOUR NOT SOME BAITING SHITPOSTER FARMING (YOU)S. DO. NOT. DO THIS. JUST TELL YOUR PARENTS SHE ISN’T REAL. ITS NOT. THAT. HARD. YOU FUCKING. RETAARRRRDDD

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:30:15 No.12234976 Report

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>>12229070
please be a lie, even if it's not just tell me it's a lie OP for the love of god

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:31:16 No.12235012 Report

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>>12234311
good luck retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:33:27 No.12235082 Report

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>>12223864

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:34:53 No.12235118 Report

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>>12234844
ame, i know you are secretly /here/, please fucking do this if OP isnt a shitposting liar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:36:20 No.12235168 Report

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>>12234844
Add a
>Thanks for the money tho
And it's probably an accurate prediction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:36:34 No.12235172 Report

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Put me in the screencap bros (also Danchou is my oshi)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:39:05 No.12235244 Report

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>>12234311
You know, even if Ame goes along with it, she'll just dump you in her goofy, overexaggerated voice, she's not gonna take it serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:40:52 No.12235302 Report

Quoted By: >>12235329 >>12235339 >>12235360 >>12235409 >>12235498 >>12235517 >>12235531 >>12235872 >>12235985

OP here

I came clean to my parents and said that the girl they're used to hearing in my room is an anime streamer on YT. They had weird looks at me at first, then they asked me to link a stream to the living room TV. A few minutes after, they laughed about it, joked around and doesn't seem to be bothered by it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:41:43 No.12235329 Report

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>>12235302
fake
we all know you would be disowned instantly, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:41:50 No.12235334 Report

Quoted By: >>12235505

>Still living with parents
No wonder Ame has the lowest supachat revenue from EN1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:41:59 No.12235339 Report

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>>12235302
Did you return the $120?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:42:32 No.12235360 Report

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>>12235302
I hope you gave your dad the $120 back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:44:28 No.12235409 Report

Quoted By: >>12236144

>>12235302
Actual OP here. This is a fake.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:45:44 No.12235445 Report

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>>12234311
anon just buy better headphones and make a good excuse before this blows up in your face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:46:46 No.12235470 Report

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>>12223298
Move out. If they ask about a girlfriend say you broke up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:47:12 No.12235482 Report

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>>12223298
Kill yourself. Your parents and society in general will be much better off without you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:47:50 No.12235498 Report

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>>12235302
Disappointing ending if true.
Might as well make my own ending with blackjack and hookers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:47:52 No.12235499 Report

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Hire a hooker and have her cosplay Ame for your parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:48:11 No.12235505 Report

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>>12235334
>not living with your parents for free food and rent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:48:41 No.12235517 Report

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>>12235302
fake. op was a fag all along.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:49:00 No.12235531 Report

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>>12235302
Good job OP,
Remember to enjoy your relationship with your oshi responsibly and to have fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:49:52 No.12235559 Report

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Don't mind her, she's just here for the screenshot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:52:30 No.12235662 Report

Quoted By: >>12235788

>>12229070
Sorry OP but there's only one thing you can do now, you have to find, court, and bring Amelia Watson home to your parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:55:51 No.12235752 Report

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>>12224664
Bro are you me. Most decent earbuds come with different sized rubber tips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:56:53 No.12235788 Report

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>>12235662
Yeah OP, you've got gas money, go out and get her!

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:59:24 No.12235865 Report

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Please please be bullshitting

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 06:59:32 No.12235872 Report

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>>12235302
>You've unlocked the Best Ending
https://youtu.be/8ElVb8YQbmI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:00:29 No.12235893 Report

Quoted By: >>12236105

>>12229070
>>my dad pulls out his wallet and hands me $120
I fucking hate you crackers. Use that money to buy rope that will hold your weight and kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:03:26 No.12235985 Report

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>>12235302
not bad anon, this could have turned out x10 worse if you didn't tell the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:07:09 No.12236105 Report

Quoted By: >>12236163 >>12236204

>>12235893
If I were black I'd be angry and jealous at others having a father around them too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:08:16 No.12236144 Report

Quoted By: >>12236203

>>12235409
I'm sorry, this is the good end. Confess. The faster you tell the truth, the faster they can accept it as a joke. The longer you're holding this, the greater their disappointment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:08:54 No.12236163 Report

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>>12236105
I'm not a nigger either, my father is around, he's just not the kind to pass around money to fool around with. These kinds of posts are occasionally funny though, hence the (you).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:10:30 No.12236203 Report

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>>12236144
https://youtu.be/8JNDi04ZGmw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:10:32 No.12236204 Report

Quoted By: >>12236277

>>12236105
Oh its much worse anon, he's a SEAnig who has never held $120 worth of currency in his entire life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:13:12 No.12236277 Report

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>>12236204
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:15:20 No.12236338 Report

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>>12223864
>>12224069
i cringed, bro.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:15:45 No.12236352 Report

Quoted By: >>12237096 >>12238028

>>12223864
holy shit I hope this is bait.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:29:08 No.12236682 Report

Quoted By: >>12239067 >>12239159

>>12223298
You could try giving them some home made crystals, shows a lot of love

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:30:57 No.12236725 Report

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>>12223864
This is hilarious, I fucking hope it's not bait. But even if it's this is still high quality bait. Props to OP.
Btw put me in the screencap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:32:55 No.12236764 Report

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Be a Chad and show them your oshi, then tell your parents she's your woman with a straight face. Rta getting disowned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:33:57 No.12236788 Report

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who knew a schizo containment board can actually give decent advices

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:43:55 No.12236986 Report

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Not a teamate but this thread is pure kino. I hope OP reports on the subject later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 07:51:47 No.12237096 Report

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>>12236352
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 08:00:51 No.12237244 Report

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Show them what you were actually talking to. Then look for a cheap place where you can live

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 08:40:37 No.12238028 Report

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>>12236352
Maybe

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 08:49:31 No.12238225 Report

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>>12223864
Include me in the screenshot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 08:52:22 No.12238274 Report

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>>12223864
You're fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 08:53:45 No.12238292 Report

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>>12223864
>>12224069
This is why you don't fall for the GFE experience meme and broaden your horizons and start watching male chuubas too. You need to hold on to your sanity and put your neet powers to some productive use, or you'll end up like this, Talking to a fucking computer screen with parents so disappointed that at the slightest hint that their son might not be a sperg they try to get you hitched with a non existent person.

If you were a fucking sensible person, you'd cook up a narrative to last a few weeks ending with an uneventful "breakup" and save the money for an emergency (like your parents tossing your spergy ass out), also get some good damn headphones and stop talking out loud like a fucking retard. That's it, that's the bare minimum.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 08:57:52 No.12238373 Report

Quoted By: >>12238740

Threads like this make me realize I am nowhere near gone yet

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:05:37 No.12238541 Report

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>>12229070
Just tell the truth retard.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:14:54 No.12238740 Report

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>>12238373
Same

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:19:54 No.12238835 Report

Quoted By: >>12238869 >>12239200

OP, please be a bait
How really close we to be pic related anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:22:14 No.12238869 Report

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>>12238835
>>12223864
>>12223298

Suddenly it makes perfect sense why Ame is fucking done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:25:09 No.12238908 Report

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>>12229070
lol I think my parents just think I'm gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:29:00 No.12238952 Report

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>>12224069
No, just say you broke up with her, they'll probably just believe you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:33:00 No.12239014 Report

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>>12234512
FINALLY SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE AAAHH IM GOING INSANE IN THIS PIT OF MANCHILDREN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:36:35 No.12239067 Report

Quoted By: >>12239159 >>12239179

>>12236682
I'm retarded, what does following these instructions actually do?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:40:55 No.12239159 Report

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>>12236682
Which chuuba would unironically try this?
>>12239067
Make crystals of course. Can't you read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:41:10 No.12239163 Report

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>>12229070
Buy a hooker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:42:00 No.12239179 Report

Quoted By: >>12239783

>>12239067
Lethal mustard gas that will kill you. Do not attempt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 09:43:09 No.12239200 Report

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>>12238835
This reminds me of an old waifu pasta, but I can't put my finger on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:11:16 No.12239783 Report

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>>12239179
Whats the big deal about a bottle of delicatessen mustard farting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:13:59 No.12239834 Report

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Please put me in the reddit screenshot I never get to be in one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:15:50 No.12239865 Report

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Tell your parents to buy you a 1/60 Perfect Grade Turn A Gundam and gift it to Ame when you propose to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:36:27 No.12240234 Report

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>parent visit relative
>their kids is also a /vt/ loser that watch ame without headphone
>parent overheard
>wow she sounds like our son girlfriend
>the kid explain what vtuber is and maybe couple of rrats depending on how far gone he is
>anon's parents add two and two together
>biggest disappointment of their lives, now struggle to decide whether to confront anon with the truth or keep up the sad charade

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:37:28 No.12240253 Report

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>>12229070
pic of money or didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:38:58 No.12240283 Report

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>>12223864
i feel like you're just making fun of us teammates

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:39:11 No.12240288 Report

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>>12234311
don't do it bro, at least you can return the money to soften the blow when you deliver the bad news

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:55:27 No.12240572 Report

Quoted By: >>12240639

I tried to make a screencap but I'm not really good at it

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 10:59:24 No.12240627 Report

Quoted By: >>12240814 >>12240860

>>12223864
Buy yourself nice clothes and a gym membership. You haven't made it yet but you can

We're all gonna make it but you need the right attitude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 11:00:09 No.12240639 Report

Quoted By: >>12240685

>>12240572
Way too much is happening in this is my only constructive criticism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 11:02:26 No.12240685 Report

Quoted By: >>12240725

>>12240639
That's what I thought but I don't think it's too bad for my first one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 11:04:30 No.12240725 Report

Quoted By: >>12240766

>>12240685
I liked that you added that section with OP responding. Maybe you can add another section to order stuff around

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 11:06:14 No.12240766 Report

Quoted By: >>12240959

>>12240725
You know something fuck it. It's great anon don't change it. Good knows this place needs more OC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 11:08:59 No.12240814 Report

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Do this >>12234512 and then this >>12240627 for a chance to get even more moolah

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 11:11:26 No.12240860 Report

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>>12240627
Based

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Anonymous Sat 30 Oct 2021 11:15:54 No.12240959 Report

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>>12240766
Thank you anon

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