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I was once drunk and horny out of my mind and "hired" one of those girls who claim they can give you JOI live over voice in exchange for cash. The one I hired specifically said she had voice training and could replicate different voices pretty well, and in my shameless, alcohol-induced state, I asked her if she could recreate Aqua's poor attempts at English. I remember there being a good 20 minutes of silence as I very quickly sobered up and felt like a fucking idiot for even suggesting this and going this far, but she got back to me right before I was about to cancel after I thoroughly dropped my autism spaghetti all over the ground. I got the call and my heart was thumping out of my chest in a mix of shame and anticipation. After a few moments of silence came the most spot on, strained, half-confused English greeting. I froze, and my body betrayed me. A wet slurp followed. She was not infact laughing at me behind my back (to my knowledge; I firmly believe she was) but instead, getting points of reference for Aqua's personality and talking style. She fucking nailed it. The next twenty minutes was filled with perfect-Aqua-style slow, awkward English, as if she was struggling to find the right words to tell me what to do and as if she was also struggling to understand what a goddamn penis was, asking me if it felt good combined with the occasional slurp. It was the hardest, but most shameful cum of my fucking life. I'm so fucking sorry for what I've done. Heaven's gates are closed to me.
