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I will never write anywhere she might actually read it just how meaningless I feel my life is and I will never talk about my hardships because she deserves better than that and should not have to read emotional baggage in things like SCs, tweets, or chat.
I will never let her know her streams are the only reason I get up in the morning.
I will never let her know I have zero hobbies and spend most of my time outside work watching her streams.
I will never let her know I have cried to her more supportive ASMRs.
I will never let her know that I completely fell in love and worship the ground she walks on.
I will never give low effort yab clippers any views.
I will never reference anything related to my financial situation, good or bad, so she won't feel secondary embarresment for greys or poors.
I will be wholesome, respectful, react appropriately in chat
I will only send a max of one consolidated super per vod instead of shitter spam.
I will pretend to be excited if she tries promoting one of her friends or coworkers that I do not consume the content of.
I will leave generic positive comments on every vod, upvote them, and like her tweets to help the algorithms.
I am mentally ill but I will pretend to be normal in the hopes I can offset some other sperg.
