>>16975179Alright, I'll oblige. Here are the reasons why i love Calliope Mori, my pink haired autistic reaper wife:
1. She is a dork
2. She raps good
3. She raps fast
4. She has a bad attitude
5. She keeps a steady supply of weed
6. She doesn't believe she is a dork, it's just how she sounds
7. She always makes me a killer cup of coffee when I get home. She has done this for over a year and no one else even does that.
8. We call her the angel
9. I've tried every way to get her to quit smoking weed but she just will not
10. She makes me the best food in the world (as seen in my last post)
11. She is obsessed with animals
12. She has a very strange obsession with dogs and cats. She spends way too much money on flea collars and other things to keep them clean.
13. She's always ready for a fight
14. She always tells the truth, even if it's a lie.
15. I can't stand her but she needs to be here in my life and I don't know how to get her to go away.
16. She is an amazing writer
17. She's a brilliant artist
18. She always helps me
19. She cooks so good
20. She's beautiful
21. She's my best friend
22. She's a great friend
23. She keeps it clean with me (except for number 14)
24. She's not afraid to fight for what she believes in.
25. She supports me when I fight for what I believe in
26. She is always there for me
27. She makes me happy
28. She loves her family
29. She's my best friend
30. She doesn't have a filter
31. She's a huge part of my life
32. She makes me laugh
33. She's my everything
34. She has an amazing mind.
35. She's the best daughter a dad could ask for.
36. She's an excellent friend
37. She loves animals
38. She's my soulmate.
39. She's my girlfriend
40. She loves me
41. She is the only one that could make this go away
42. She doesn't understand a good man
43. She loves to write
44. She is one in a million
45. She is the most positive person I have ever met
46. She is incredibly beautiful
47. She is one of my best friends
48. She hates the way I am but loves me
49. She has changed me and my life in more ways than I can count
50. She is the most awesome person I know
51. Have you see her boobs? They are huge. 