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Watamelon is the ultimate enemy of rrats.
The rrat represents uncertainty. The rrat represents falsehood. A rrat may be ambiguous, but it can never be true. A rrat that is true is no longer a rrat.
Watamelon is diametrically opposed to the rrat because Watamelon did nothing wrong. As Watamelon did nothing wrong, Watamelon is always right. Therefore, Watamelon represents universal truth. Watamelon is what the rrat HATES. Watamelon is what the rrat FEARS. The rrat holds no power over one who is eternally smug.
