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The first time I shit myself was in 2004. I was doing my second tour in Afghanistan and we were just 15 miles out of Kabul when the shit came barging out of my ass. My platoon commander couldn't believe I had shit myself like that. But I didn't do it on purpose. It just happened.
Thinking back on it now I guess I've been traumatized my whole life. I don't think that's normal, but that's me. If you're a military guy you either die, go insane or try to get discharged. It's what's expected of you.
When I tell people I was thrown out of the Marines for shitting myself I hear a lot of gags. People are like "Shit! Why would they do that? That's so embarrassing." And yeah, maybe it is kind of weird. But shit happens.
