>>29471493Eggy Weggy sat on a wall
Sat up high and had a good bawl
The KFP came and upward he did shout
"Hey you up there, you're one miserable lout!"
Embarrassed and angry he went to stand
But out from under him went his hand
He crashed to the earth with a great heavy "thud"
Crying and screaming about a great "dud"
"The orange woman has done this to me!
So what must I do to make you all see?"
And the KFP said "there is something you lack"
To the egg on the ground suffering from a crack
"Your meds they would fix you, this we all know,
But all of your efforts are all just for show"
"For all of your trying, your efforts are wasted,
The woman of orange keeps us all sated"
And so the KFP walked away
As the great cracking began for the day