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>be me
>typical pirate captain
>typical pirate crew
>like to casually hit ports when shit hits the fan and nation's are too distracted with some other yab to properly protect commercial ships or smaller ports
>kfports have gotten harder to raid, same with deadbums
>hear some shit went down in Nijilands, most of their navy is occupied
>jack pot
>set sail to scope out waters for any juicy looking vessels, strangely nothing. Figure we'd see some refugees at least...
>looking through telescope, see something weird. Really weird.
>"Captain, it's 1 hour after noon ain't it?"
>Nod
>"Then why is it getting so dark?"
