>>74517537Here is the OFFICIAL mascot power rankings for current VShojo. Ranked from weakest to strongest.
I did a post like this ages ago but it was pre-HenyaHentai - Henya's cat is all cute, no danger. No limbs so it can't swipe. Questionable if the mouth can even open for a bite.
Terry - He holds a vast amount of spiritual energy, but it's all locked away and only Froot can make use of it. As an eyeball with wings he's one giant weak point.
Momo - Mata may describe them as being a ball of pure muscle, but they've shown no meaningful amounts of actual strength. On top of this, they're extremely edible, and implied to be so by people other than Mata. They're basically flying meatballs.
CUM: Tier 1 - The tiny slimes. They're basically slimes that come in green, red, and blue. The blue one at least has a scary skull face that could prove intimidating.
Flancitos - Take the slimes, but give them a pointy head. That at least means they would hurt to actually hit, if you're an idiot.
Scott - Hime's son lacks any sort of offensive presence and looks to be content chilling 24/7. At least he has limbs for self defense, squishy as they may be.
CUM: Tier 2 - The tiny mascots. The goblin, the bat, and the wisp. They haven't yet developed a killer instinct but they have forms that are at least more capable in a fight.
Jared - Brilliant mind, pathetic form. He looks like he could be a devious asshole, but would not be difficult to best in a fight.
K9 - Nimble, but that's about it. Paws don't appear to have any claws. Mouth does not appear to have any teeth. They can definitely move though.
Deer - It's basically just a super cute baby deer. It can probably kick, and that's about it. There's probably some healing powers built-in, but that wouldn't be particularly helpful.
Bubi - Talking his mascot form specifically, and it's pretty ridiculously weak. Mouse literally wears him as an accessory in her newest model. He's all talk, little substance.
CUM: Tier 3 - The imp, the lizard, and the zombie. They're still classified as fodder enemies, but these ones at least have a presence and can handle weaponry, no matter how pathetic it may be.
Chibison - She's small, she lacks any sort of notable musculature, but she does have the soul of a delinquent and carries a sword. Not intimidating, but dangerous enough.
-Anything from this point on would actually be a danger to an average person-
CUM: Tier 4 - The Factionettes. Physically capable, actually of human size, and they're hot enough to stun coomers. They seem like they're the strongest, and highest-ranking members of Geega's army, but still below...
Boris - I've always gotten the feeling that he's a bit like Alfred from Batman. Based off of Geega's review of tributes, I think she agrees. Exceedingly capable in combat, but prefers the passive life of a butler unless directly threatened.
Froog - Scores this high thanks to tactical Froog. A ghillie suit, a headset for communications, and gamer glasses means she's definitely a threat. Also able to handle firearms and carries a big knife for CQC.
T1M - Ever tried fighting a drone? They stick forks into outlets to get high, they can make hard light projections, and they're incapable of feeling pain. Don't let the cute hats fool you, these fuckers are dangerous if they ever go rogue.
Geckos - Operate on toon logic. They've been blasted into space, thrown into fireplaces, beheaded, blown up, regularly beaten by Zen, and they still come back a second later good as new. Also they can breathe fire. Any fight against a gecko would become a war of attrition.
