>>21045798I've gotten massages as part of physiotherapy. The lady who normally helped me out was a middle aged woman with kids, so normally she just kind of did her thing and carried on. But eventually she took on a student doing a work placement, so I suddenly had a cute blonde college girl feeling me up who wasn't especially experienced and had to have the older woman talk her through what she was doing, and wouldn't notice when she was doing stuff like rubbing her chest up against my arm. She kept remarking about how tense my body was and telling me to relax, not realizing that she was why I was wound so tight. It was all well and good until one day she was responsible for massaging my wrist and accidentally noticed my sky high pulse and put two and two together. She was redfaced for the remainder of the massage and said nothing. I never went back, I was too scared of spilling spaghetti.
