I've come to make an announcement: Gawr Gura's a cute-ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking shirt. That's right, she took her shark-fuckin' sickly cunny out and she pissed on my fucking shirt, and she said "It happened like four times," and I said "UUUOOOOHH," so I'm making a callout post on my
4channel.org: Gawr Gura, you've got a small cunny. It's like a can of sardines except WAY smellier. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. Full mast, yellow face, tears flowing — look at that, it looks like two Bloops and her trident. She fucked up my shirt, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck HoloMyth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not just gonna piss on HoloMyth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON ALL OF HOLOLIVE! How do you like that, Yagoo?! I PISSED ON YOUR IDOLS, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the 3rd Holofes, so you'd better hope Gura gets better soon, before I piss on you too!