>>33322761>>33322761Hag sex is alright. Technically I'm with a christmas cake but I cant imagine the evolution will be major. I'm not sure how many /hag/posters are actually old enough to have had it but I don't think it's worth writing about it's more or less just really efficient lazy sex.
>lays beside you, strokes your cock until it's hard enough >likes to watch you get erect but wouldnt admit to it >lays on top of you, years of riding dick make the motions second nature, almost reflexive>crosses her arms over your chest and lays her chin on her wrists while she talks to you>entire conversation is literally just a shit test to see if you can pay attention to her>pussy just casually tugs your dick in a minimum effort way but still effective enough to make you cum>hey anon, what do you want for supper tonight?>nah, I really dont feel like cooking...>order one of those avocado burgers from chili's please?>do you think I'm getting out of shape? Look at my butt in the mirror...>haha you almost lost. Loser.>clamps down on you at all the right times>steals your cum>silently drools on you when she climaxes>face looks like shes trying to bend a spoon with her mind>pokes your dick a few times while she watches your cock shrinks back to normal size>goes to take a shower after shes finished with you>nonverbal agreement that you'll be on top next time. Might even be after dinner if its good.>if your lucky the kids dont even try to break down the door It's not particularly story worthy or mind blowing I'm really not sure I understand the /hag/ frens. The only advantage I can think of is older women more consciously appreciate the male body. Just having a flat stomach gets me points with her I guess.
