Quoted By:
>The Black Horse Courier
>SPECIAL EDITION!
>TAINTED BREW TURNS MEN INTO ELVES
>Reports have surfaced of a mysterious and alarming phenomenon sweeping through the heartland of Tamriel. A tainted ale brew, distributed by unknown sources, is purportedly causing individuals who consume it to undergo a transformation, turning them into elves.
>The effects of this tainted brew have been observed in various towns and cities across Cyrodiil, where individuals have reported waking up with distinct elven features after consuming the ale. Eyewitnesses describe changes in physical appearance such as long blue hair, yellow eyes, pointed ears, enlarged bosoms, slender frames, and a resistance to alcoholic beverages - all characteristics of a minor Altmer entertainer known only as "Lamy."
>The Elder Council has issued a statement expressing deep concern over these reports. "The safety and well-being of our citizens are of paramount importance," declared High Chancellor Ocato."We are working tirelessly to investigate the source of this tainted brew and to ensure that those responsible are swiftly brought to justice."
>In light of these developments, the Black Horse Courier advises all citizens to exercise extreme caution when purchasing or consuming ale and other spirits. It is recommended to only patronize reputable establishments with a history of safe and reliable brewing practices such as The Tiber Septim Hotel, The Foaming Flask, and The Feed Bag.
