>>46885426The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The midget fortune-tellar who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended in a tie.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
There was a person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.