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My brothers in Christ I come to you today with a heavy heart, as the recent karaoke rebroadcast has revealed to me a truth most dire: Our Mori's light, her chastity and sanctity, are under siege by foul agents of the Devil.
These heinous beings have latched onto her very soul, dissuading her from the True Path and forcing her to sing barbarisms such as 'If U Seek Amy' and other satanic hymns. Even now our Mori fights against these pernicious whispers tugging at her very being, but none save the Lord Himself may stand against the forces of darkness alone. Her strength wanes.
And so it is here I ask, most humbly, that you offer a prayer for our Mori in these trying times. May they serve as succor, and give her the strength to cast off these foul chains that entwine her. May our Mori return to the Light once more.
Let us pray.