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Greetings FOOLS!
Another day, another cruel trick to play on the unsuspecting! Yes, I can tell once more that my mere words are causing you to tremble in fear! Well, tremble more! Because you see, today I have done something so devious, so evil, so cruel, so dastardly, that even I shudder in revelation towards my own masterful machination! Your mind is already REELING at such a prospect, I am sure. Well then, allow me to be so "KIND" as to enlighten you.
BEHOLD! I HAVE HERE TICKETS FOR US TO SEE A MOVIE! I'm sure you may be confused, delighted perhaps. BUT YOU SEE THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE! THAT'S CORRECT! MWA HA HA! YOU CANNOT TURN DOWN THE OFFER OF A FREE MOVIE, BUT THE CONCEPT OF SEEING HORROR MUST BE UNBEARABLY SCARY! I KNOW IT WOULD SCARE ME! I CAN'T WATCH A HORROR MOVIE WITHOUT SOMEONE TO CLING TO! SO IT MUST BE THE SAME FOR YOU! THEREFORE I INVITE YOU TO WATCH THIS MOVIE, SO I MAY JOIN YOU AND WATCH YOU BE AFRAID! I'LL LAUGH AT YOUR SCREAMS! MWA HA HA! THAT WAY I CAN SORT OF WATCH THE MOVIE WHILE ACTUALLY FOCUSING ON YOU BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SCARY! AND YOU'LL BE TOO SCARED! YOU FOOL! IT'S SUCH AN EASY TASK TO TRICK YOU!