>>55423966I've come to make an announcement: Vesper Noir is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking mags. That's right, he took his vampire-fuckin' hairy dick out and he pissed on my fucking mags, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Noir Vesper, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
(Exploding sounds)
That's right, baby. All points, no hair, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He watered my magflowers, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Yagoo?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
fucked up the original post kek 