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>get off work
>take daily walk
>on my way home
>run into pitbull trying to kill a fat beagle
>not carrying my gun
>call the cops
>two trucks pull up from opposite direction
>four guys get out and spend greater than five minutes trying to pry the pitbull off
>last guys just lets the damn dog go
>dog runs behind some nearby houses
>take off my jacket so I can use it like a matador's muleta if it comes after me
>couple of neighborhood kids show up
>dog comes back, kids take off running
>it thinks about chasing them but stops when it sees me just standing there staring at it
>cop pulls up, I tell them where the dog is
>after all is said and done the damn thing had bitten three people, nearly killed two other dogs, and terrorized the fucking neighborhood
Well that wasn't fun. How was your day, chumbuds?