>>24032470>my business model requires an unnatural monopoly over an idea which can be copied without literally subtracting property from me>nanny government please heeelp! he copied my joke and stole my heckin numbersYou're unironically retarded, just like your business model.
You don't have a right over a fucking number or string of characters, that's insane.
>but muh piracyMake your users sign a legally binding document stating that they won't upload "your" shit without your permission, also sell subscriptions instead of the literal software.