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>Be trucking company
>Hire cute Austrian girl on a whim, maybe she does good, she has lots of energy and has experience in the transport industry (Merely called "Phoenix Warrior Duties", whatever that means). Would give you great bonus points with the autism crowd, might net you a larger bonus. What could possibly go wrong?
>First day
>65% of the truck ends up broken
>Ran out of fuel on the motorway and needed emergency fuel
>Look at GPS records
>Half the time doesn't appear to be holding the steering wheel, but did manage to follow the road
>About 60 crashes in one night
>Passed a red light
>Made exactly one successful delivery, which was on time
Lads, I don't think I want Wawa to try for her licence...
