>>63694309I have a joke for you Bud!
So there was this guy with a speech impediment right.
He went out to a hardware store and asked for a fuckit. "You mean a bucket?" the bloke behind the counter asked. "Yeah whatever" he responded.
Next he went to a pet store and he asked to buy a cockandspankit. "You mean cocker spaniel?" the bloke behind the counter asked. "Yeah whatever" he responded.
Finally he went out to a bread store and he asked for a bum. "Do you mean a bun?" the guy at the counter asked. "Yeah whatever" he responded.
So this guy is walking down the street holding his bucket with his little cocker spaniel on a leash while he's eating some bread.
Suddenly he bumps into someone and accidentally lets go of the leash! He turns to the bloke and he asks
"Can you hold my bum and fuckit while I go get my cock and spank it?" 