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>Be an uber driver in Japan
>A dreadful chill runs down my spine as I check my phone and see that the order I just accepted was HER again
>Ring the door bell with a trembling finger
>A voice booms from inside the house
>"OH, A PINPON!"
>Thunderous footsteps approach the door and it swings open so hard you swear it's about to fall off its hinged
>A 5'6" foreign amazoness looms head and shoulders over you
>"YO DUDE BIG UPS, YOU WERE SO FAST! I BE THAT FOOD IS HELLA HOT MY MAN!"
>Try your best to overcome the fear as you attempt to remember your High School English class
>"S-Sorry... no crepe... I'm fine thank you, and you?"
>Hand over the food as quickly as possible and flee to the car since you're terrified she's about to drag you inside and show you her Commodore Perry
I fucking hate this woman