>>469250See, the trick that I use/advise for that is the Normalfag Friend Theorem.
The trick is to get a normalfag friend or two and mildly hook them on economics and the stock market by interesting them in it. My usual trick to get them interested in it via me as their go-to is by getting sleep deprived, waiting until midnight, and then calling them up on a call and spending the next hour stumbling through an explanation of the causes of the '07-08 Housing Crisis/Great Recession, usually channeling the Big Short because you know normalfags love that shit, but instead of using the movie explanation, I use the BOOK explanation, which shocks them way more and gets them hooked on you.
Now, the next part is important, you have to make sure you NEVER TELL THEM ABOUT BUBBLES IN ADVANCE. EVER. That ruins the trading strategy, you see.
Now, you have to keep your nose to the ground economically, if that means sticking your pathetic ass in a fucking subreddit of retards then you fucking hold your nose and study, if that means maintaining a pink/green w***knigger folder just for blending into /biz/ then you fucking do it, whatever you need to do to keep your finger on the pulse of retarded market influences.
Now, whenever you see a meme bubble start to make traction in these shit-tier circles, you're safe to start pumping in investments, slowly but surely. If you're lucky, this one takes off and you make a fuckton of moolah for your akas.
But of course, the question is always when you need to sell to realize your financial gains, right? What's the point of holding half a million's worth of stocks if you know they've been pumped to resemble Danchou's bosoms, but will eventually go bust and be replaced with some new fad shit while your stock crashes to something resembling Artia's career prospects post-Chinkening?
The answer is in the Normalfag Theorem. See, if you set up your normalfag canary correctly, they will come and independently ask you about the bubble without your prompting EXACTLY ONE DAY before it starts crashing. So the second your Normalfag goes "tweety-tweet-tweet," you know it's time to cash the fuck out and take your safe returns NOW.
That, my friends, is how you become a paypig for your oshi. Now take that lesson and learn it for the next bubble that'll come around in approximately 6 months and you'll do great. Either that or wait for $DOGE to fall to 5/4 cents, start throwing your pocket change into it whenever you can, then wait for the gibbering retard retail investors to pump it the next time their lord and savior Musk tweets about it, sell at 8-10 cents or whatever it hits next, wait for it to resettle, reinvest your earnings and keep doing that until you've doubled your shitcoin into a comfortable multi-thousand dollar surplus, all thanks to the absolutely reliable retardation of the masses.
