>>13623864Well anon, we have to think about it logically.
What cereal would work best from ass-eating?
Surely something that be sweet (we know Snuffy doesn't wipe properly) and fairly frictionless, we don't want any of it getting caught - an ass doesn't make a good bowl so we'll have to eat it waterfall style - pouring a mix of cereal and milk into her ass then have me drink it as it comes out.
My natural instinct would be to go for something like Nesquik or Coco-Puffs, but obviously eating brown liquid out of a chubby raccoon ass sounds great on paper, but might not work as well in the moment.
We can't risk a cereal that has too small a grain because then it might get lodged inside her anus, and I'm not spelunking her hoop to find the one Rice-Krispie who got away.
So what's the solution? Simple, we carry around one of those Kellog Fun-Paks with the 8 different cereals, and a carton of whole milk, none of that hippy dippy 2% shit.
That means we're always prepared for any ass-cereal situation we need.
As long as we don't gotta eat Apple-Jacks I hate those 