>>34533125Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family>final student of a legendary swordsman>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men>every girls vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha>is the best snowboarder in the entire continent, his sledge melted the snow to create a hotspring so he can have bond point event in them>is the secret member of fisher guild council able to fish any girl into his harem>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personel kid" demonic powers>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in previous irrelevant games>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students>wear glass so all of his four eyes are on (you)>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending>have to share his fifth game with 2 other guys so he decided to become the big bad himself>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process>achieved happiness>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight, and Falcom out of bankruptcy>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing>the mere mention of his name sent Skyboomer and Calvardkek into defensive mode>annexed /vrpg/ like his father