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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS GAWR GURA?
Well, she streams around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She’s a cunny-loving girl from Berlin down to Belize
She'll play a rhythm game on a slow boat to China
Tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Shitpostin’ in South Korea, make Antarctica cry "shark"
From the Red Sea to Greenland, they’ll be singing the Blues
Well, they never Arkansas her steal a mango from the jungle
Tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
She goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czech and Slovakia, and back!
Well, she’ll stink up Pakistan and take a bath in Scandinavia
Then she’ll hide under your floor and go spread the mold in Perth
She put the "Miss" in "misdemeanor" when she stole mint leaves from Lima
Tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Whoa, tell me where in the world, come on, tell me where can she be?
Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!
Well, she swims around the globe, and she'll sing in every nation
She's a paranoid Idol with a taste for little girls
Her schedule's loaded up with Japanese reps!
Tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Whoa, tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Oh, tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Whoa, tell me where in the world, yeah, where can she be?
Whoa, where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Tell me: where in the world is Gawr Gura?
Hoocha!
I spent more time than I want to admit doing this.
