An analysis on Shiori Novella.
>design: 10/10The best design in hololive. Bar none. Unique yet not over designed. Best eyes in the corporation. Great aesthetic from the black finger nails to the two toned hair. Beautiful and sultry yet modest attire. Exposed shoulders, furcoat, large breasts and thighs on full display with a revealing one piece dress. All color coded. Maybe I’m biased as a goth titty enjoyer.
>personality: 3/10We don’t need another dork in hololive.
Are all nerdy women destined to be dorks? Any woman who is on the Internet and is part of Internet culture is destined to be a goofy, silly, haha im so cute because I’m dorky and dumb lol?
I’m so sick of this shit man. Every god tier sexy mature design ruined by a nerdy dork. Botan. Kronii. Chloe. I’m sick of this shit. I need a sexy, confident, ambitious, sadisric, cool chuuba who has moments of fluster and cute, but it’s the overwhelming minority. Why can’t cover just hire some socially well adjusted talents for once? No more of these fucking boring ass haha silly btw emote emote stutter ellipsis dorks
What’s my evidence for this claim?
Shiori had everything going for her last night. She made 4 tweets and a mysterious first tweet with her eyes blacked out. Then she posts some mature, level headed, mysterious replies with tildas to emphasize her sexiness.
I’m hopeful. See:
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684058157889495042?s=46&t=XIRyhIxpIS624_B-Hif_3whttps://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684042438904516613?s=46&t=XIRyhIxpIS624_B-Hif_3wWhile her genmates sperg out with three sentence tweets chock full of shitty text mannerisms like emojis and all caps and ellipses, she is posting one sentence or even ONE emote replies to her senpais. Full fucking badass.
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684039681061580803?s=46&t=XIRyhIxpIS624_B-Hif_3wAnd then what? She wakes up, and she turns into a fucking bumbling mess of “generic anime cute egirl tweeting” like the rest of her genmates.
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684231027395383299?s=46&t=XIRyhIxpIS624_B-Hif_3where we see she stutters with e-eh? And also types out an anime vocalization for no reason. What’s worse is she uses one of those Japanese ascii cute emotes. Fuck off.
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684234379508215810?s=46&t=XIRyhIxpIS624_B-Hif_3wEllipses. Sign of a lack of confidence.
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684239675010035724?s=46&t=XIRyhIxpIS624_B-Hif_3wLike what the fuck is this? AHHHH (she types this shitty fangirl sound in several other tweets), stuttering, ellipsis, and the whole omg I’m so cute dorky but shy bullshit. WHY?
Why Shiori? You were supposed to be the mysterious sexy confident leader. Not another dork.
Don’t get me started on her replying to every art, good or bad, if her. That’s not right. Be more like Gura. Make your attention and words valuable by making them rare. Scarce. Don’t be another Kiara just replying to everything.
She had everything going for her. The design. The EST time zone. The initial impressions. Now with rumours coming out based on typing style similarity, I can confidently say she is going to be Mumei 2.0 and will crash and burn like her. But even worse because she has no talent for singing, a generic voice, a stale personality, and doesn’t read actual books.
And people are reciprocating this view. We wanted something else. Let’s look at the numbers shall we?
>twitter followers10 hours ago at 3:41AM PST, Shiori had the second most twitter followers at 70.2k, twins at 71.3k, and Crow at 69.9k. Her first tweet remains the most viewed on Twitter in the new generation and this has not changed. Currently at 2M views.
She had the second most YouTube subscribers as well.
Now?
She’s dead last in twitter followers. 118.3 tied with Bijou (who was 1500 followers behind her 12 hours ago). This type of loss should not happen, the gap should only widen with a larger increase in followers because the difference is a relative ratio not an absolute number.
So what does this mean? It means she’s become so unpopular with her failed tweets and dorky personality running completely counter to her design and initial impressions and sold personality in the PV. She’s backsliding. Hard.
>open letter to Shiori if she’s reading this.Hi Shiori. I’m ready to drop everything and make you my kamioshi. But you have three things you must change or you will fall and dwindle into irrelevancy. The Sana and Mumei of En3.
First, get rid of the dorky faggitry. Play up the mature sexy kayfabe.
Second, tweet less. Be mysterious, make your attention and tweets rare. Stop tweeting to every fucking thing.
Third, good luck
Overall: selling all coin. Invest in twins
