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All rise!
The District court of liggertown is now in session. The honorable sex pest Sigrid presiding, please be seated
This is case #42-0133769, The estate of CoqMeat versus The Greater liggertown area.
The estate of CoqMeat stands accused of dubious acts of squatting, trespassing, violent threats, kidnapping and acts of intimidation involving hamster wheels, forceful indoctrination into cult-like activities involving smurfs and the assassination of one Vince McMahon.
The court will now hear the prosecution's opening statements...