>>21762762Man having a penis is such a big responsibility, once it's hard you either take care of it and ruin yourself by self-rape or you let it go for hours until it goes down... no woman will ever love me if I keep self-molesting myself... but the temptation is too much for me to handle, I'm a simple man after all.
If only I had a cute chinese wife with small feet who would take control of the situation so that I wouldn't commit such a grave act of non-consentual self-sexual assault...
Maybe one day I'll have such a caring and loving wife...