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>go to school auditorium
>everyone is excited for the new announcement
> DING DONG BING BONG... BONG BING DING DONG
>Oh no.
>"Helloooo class of <current year!> It's your new Prince-A-Pal! That's me, your new pal!"
>"Now there's going to be a few policy changes around here"
>"Firstly, no one is allowed on campus without first passing their penis health inspection!"
>realize I forgot to wear pants
>"Oh wow, look who gets to go first!"
>wake up
>hear shuffling and giggling inside the walls
h-happy olidays, everyone