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I plan on going to Offkai next year. I'm not interested in the actual con or the disgusting weebs that infest it. No, I plan on going for the express purpose of asking for Jelly Hoshiumi's hand in marriage. I'll show up to her meet and greet 5 minutes early, as being punctual is very important to a lady. I'll be dressed in my best gear. Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and my trusty Casio watch. I'll approach the screen, and after making 4 laps around the room to build up courage, I will nervously stutter out my proposal. Jelly would be very polite, but despite the showcasing of my crypto portfolio, she would turn me down. Being a stoic, I would not allow this soul shattering moment to break my steely resolve. I'd simply pull up a chair, pull a laptop out of my Spider-Man backpack, and tap a few keys. I would put a second pair of sunglasses on and stare up at the ceiling, the staff and Jelly herself completely bewildered by my superhuman-esque behavior. 15 seconds later, the glass would shatter, and the emergency anti-personnel missile I programmed would hit me directly, turning me from alpha Adonis to ashy remains.