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For a normal human, the average speed of a fart blast is 10 feet per second. Sana is of course much larger. Her fat chocolate ass, according to this picture, is roughly the size of Earth. The Earth’s width from one side straight through to the other is about 8,000 miles. Using typical human proportions, a human is six times as tall as their waist, so (6 x 8,000) gives us 48,000 miles as Sana’s height here.
Now we talk ratios. A normal human at 6 feet has a fart blast speed of 10 feet per second. (1.66x times their height). Sana is (48,000 miles = 253 million feet) tall. Multiplying that by the Speed of Fart constant, we get 404.8 million feet per second. Convert that to miles per hour, and you get Sana’s gas sweeping across the globe at an incredible 276 million miles per hour (or 76,000 miles per second).
This speed is far beyond supersonic. The sound of her cheeks slapping together wouldn’t be fast enough to warn you of the impending blast. Even if Sana planted her ass on the north pole and you were vacationing in Antarctica, you would only have (8,000/76,666 = 0.104 seconds) to imagine the smell before every person and building around you vaporizes against a wall of space goddess gas.
