>>64590799>he wants the quick lethaldownHaha, guess it's time to not hold back
>orphaned and adopted into a scavenging company>final student to flunk out last year>secret son of a hooker and criminal>such a scav that he not only adds every piece of junk to his ever-expanding pile but also the enemies>his sister and her friend were lost 30 cycles ago>chosen to pilot a weird space ship>sucks at and can't control his *whoosh" jetpack>wields a stop sign and can teleport beside enemies>beats up one of the most passive bugs in history then brags about it>grows up to become a scavenger, can romance a little ghost (bad end)>just saying "SCAV" makes everybody drop their junk for him>uses the power of flashlights to defeat the darkness curse that appears everywhere>is technically human, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient serial rapist>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third moon because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth moon>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his scavenger friend to break even but not really because the even bigger bigger aliens restart the game with a new ship>becomes one of the strongest characters on the moon>now a masked version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him a new nametag in the process>tops Steam official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight>made it so that the majority of the dev's updates are for his game>is the dev's favorite character, dev goes on to call the previous protagonists cool but not as cool as a scav