>>34638042NTA but my recurring schizo fantasy is where I'm so completely perfect that my oshi has to personally reckon with her complete irrelevance before my eyes. Like, going 'A vtuber, what's that?' adjusting my diamond-rimmed glasses as my rippling 600lb bodybuilder muscles stretch my bespoke Italian suit and a (really sexy) maid (with HUGE tits) serves me black coffee in $300,000 gilded porcelain cups looted from Versailles. The sun filters in through a crystal window, and the curls of my dark chocolate hair shine like a lion's mane all the way down to my back. In the distance, a Scarlatti sonata plays softly from an invisible harpsichord.
Then Pomu (who I pretend not to recognize) is all like 'w-w-well, s-sir... a v-v-tuber i-is...'
Then I'll be like, 'sit down and speak up darling, we have time.' And I'll snap my fingers like -so- and say 'serve her', and my titty maid will fetch more coffee...
