Shit thread, kys OP.
I'll take this opportunity to shill my wife Clara though. She's very cute and amazing, she did a stream where she RP'd as a Skyrim tavern wench as part of her modded playthrough of the game for 2 hours, it was fucking hilarious, she even read the Lusty Argonian maid. Check it out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMc_7qAM3UShe's also an amazing singer, you should watch any of her karaoke VODs, or this sample:
https://youtu.be/lpFf-faIQ7M 