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Item #: SCP-505 Alternate Proposal
"Zow" "The schizo enabler" "Board most wanted"
Object Class: Euclid
SCP 505 is an obscure entity, documented less by actual sightings and more by what dubious records of its activity have been gathered from the community it’s currently been contained to. Seemingly everywhere and nowhere all at once, his hunting ground seems to be any online hub related to the virtual youtuber entertainment group, “EIEN project”. SCP 505 preys primarily on those prone to mental instability or who have shown signs of neurodivergence, especially those who have been diagnosed as being on the Autism Spectrum. This is not to say SCP-505 cannot appear to more well-adjusted folk, but his patterns latch him onto such candidates more firmly.
Our observations have uncovered the following information about SCP-505. Dubbed “Zow” by those who claim to know him, he appears to be a man of mixed descent, though no formal appearance has ever been attributed to him. Some describe him as corpulent, greasy, and unkempt, while others describe him with godlike proportions and sizable sexual characteristics, including a massive [DATA EXPUNGED]. All descriptions of SCP-505 are male in gender, with a heritage varying from caucasian to hispanic, and originating from somewhere within the U.S. State of Texas, although, from a report by D-Class personnel [REDACTED], his true appearance is [DATA EXPUNGED]
“Zow” is identified by the following behavioral pattern. SCP-505 infiltrates a victim’s consciousness via [REDACTED] and starts what is described by those who frequent the /eien/ section of the /vt/ catalog on the image board website “4Chan” as “living rent free in [their] head”. We have observed that he can divide himself and repeat this process as many times as he wants.
SCP-505 can infect any living human that comes into contact with it. However, only people of the previously mentioned categories of neurodivergence and mental instability will react to the infection in a significantly negative manner.
Afflicted individuals will start having bouts of paranoia and anxiety. They will start seeing “Zow” everywhere in their life and hobbies, eventually coming to believe that he is always out there, despite all evidence to the contrary. His purported activities include: Being a “dommy daddy” and “fucking their oshi"*. Victims will also develop night sweats, insomnia, a sense of impending doom about their hobby of choice, and heart palpitations. Eventually "Zow" twists the victim’s perception of the world and warps their psyche until they develop full-blown schizophrenia. This process is irreversible, except by means described by the users of this board as "taking their meds" and "touching grass. And even then, this has only shown to render SCP-505 inert due to the chemicals in these unknown “meds” [DATA EXPUNGED], making them into asymptomatic carriers.
SCP-505 will inevitably appear to anyone who consumes content from EIEN Project. The SCP Foundation is tasked with helping victims find aid via taking their meds and touching grass, and monitoring “Zow” in the hope that he does not mutate further, and stays quarantined to his current section of the virtual youtuber hobby sphere. The Foundation is advised to initiate Operation: REEEE should his influence be seen in the social media circles of other virtual livers and corporations.
Shown here is the icon often associated with "Zow's" appearances, the smiling imp emoji.