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>joke about "so who's ready to die for israel" in a public place
>get overheard, forcibly recruited, and somehow deployed via the trunk of a car
>2 weeks of sporadic fighting
>fight some metal gear-ass juggernaut who chases me around the pool of a luxury hotel while singing broadway songs
>don't even hurt him, he decides to surrender because he had fun fighting
>decrypt orders for my next assignment
>wine, dine, and impregnate all of the Origin girls "just in case"
>wake up
Thank you brain, very cool.