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In school, there was a fat fuck called Hootie. He was always a trouble maker the teachers never liked him. One day in class the teacher is doing a thing where the kids raise their hands to tell a story and then say what the moral is of that story. So a Kronie raises her hand.
The teacher says “Yes Kronie, go ahead.”
The Kronie says “My oshi works for the hatchery and one day she put 15 eggs in a basket and rode home. They all fell and broke.” The teacher says “Now what’s the moral in that?”
Kronie says “To not put all your eggs in one basket”
The teacher says “Now, that’s a good one, Sapling, yes go ahead”
Sapling says “My oshi works for the Hatchery (Thank god for hatchery or we’d all be lost) one day she counted all her chickens that didn’t hatch and some of them ended up breaking at the end of the day. “ The teacher says “Now what’s the moral of that”
The Sapling says “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch”
Teacher says “Damn that’s a good one”
Then she sees the Hootie with his hand up and thinks “My god, not him. I don’t want to do it but I made a oath when I became a teacher”
She says “Yes, go ahead, Hootie”
The Hootie stands up and starts talking “This story is about my oshi, Nanashi Mumei. She never worked at the damn hatchery, she was in Vietnam in Da Nang. She was not well-liked by anyone including her fellow genmates. You may have heard of an idol deserting her group but have you ever heard of a group abandoning an idol? That’s what happened to my oshi, Mumei. They left her with three bottles of scotch and some weapons. She downed the first bottle right away. And she gets up, grabs a bottle and a couple of kalashnikovs. She walked to a town, she didn’t know if it was Charlie or the one she was supposed to protect, but Mumei knew she had hate in her gut. And she took another swig from her bottle and started firing. Like a farmer would with hay and a scythe she started mowing everything down. And men fell like hay before her, then the women, and by God I’m ashamed to say it but the children too. Then she touched her pants, they were wet and Mumei felt shame as she'd pissed himself. Then she felt it again and realized it was not urine but ejaculate, and Mumei felt pride were shame once was.”
The teacher says “Jesus Christ, what the fuck, what’s wrong with you, what’s the moral in that!?”
The Hootie says “Well, when the Moom's been drinking you don’t fuck with her.”
