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Literally just imagine being Ina's boyfriend. Your day begins with throwing Mori's sleeping, drunken form off the front steps and into a lake so she won't scare off any worshipers. You spend the morning alternating between repairing whatever it is the viewers broke, and chasing Kiara and Ame off the property. And you're pretty sure they're up to something because they keep checking to see if Ina is watching as they harass you. Your food is whatever Ina has on hand, which is not a lot at all (especially since there's two of you now), unless Gura dropped food off that day. Your afternoon is spent in the chat, harassing people who received Ina's services to donate more regularly. It feels like a scummy racketeering outfit but you do it anyway because otherwise you will actually starve to death. Moderating the chat is an adventure because every holo and grey name wants to troll the priestess by trying to beat up her mod. Better get good at ignoring bait fast. Your reward for making it home is an awkward thanks from Ina, because she genuinely does not know how to handle displays of unconditional positive attention. It sounds grudging and insincere but you can tell she really appreciates it. The two of you spend the evening brainstorming ways of making money that don't rely on shady mafia shit. At this point, Mori has exited the lake, and it's a 50/50 chance whether she'll give you a drink, or if you need to make yourself scarce for a few hours. Every so often, Ina will have to leave to take care of shrine duties, which means you get to look forward to multiple days' worth of treating her wounds, listening to her bitching, and organizing festivities for a bunch of people who NEVER clean up after themselves. And then, you get to wake up the next day to do it all over again. Is that really something you want?
