>>17179818>the rrat tunnels running under the server connecting every village>bodans are all kgb agents>risu is actually sora>sora is actually yagoo>she's /here/ and could be any one of us>the matrix>husbands losing their land in trial by combat>the small indies visiting the server to steal ideas>yubicraft lore affecting real life events>all the graduated members are dead>all the chuubas you know played minecraft before and don't stream it anymore are here, they're afraid of playing it and calling endermen and villagers their real names>the kenzoku culling for server stability>the nousagi lag machine>the final yab project>tag switching makes the updates worse>the yubicraft gambling ring>gacha>the rrats in the walls convincing you to switch tags>nijis are actually ok (fake)>the larp that went too far>at least 2 of the graduated members are in jail>the server is a social experiment used to gather ideas for streams>the dog and lion craters>the kronies are everywhere, it was only a matter of time>the drawfag secret society>he who shat his pants live>the protagonist is dead and we're in the event horizon of the last chapter>the niji males play here>george_floyd's death by asphyxiation>the secret crafting recipes>most newfags are alts>the numberfags are calculating your IP based on your timezone>the final yab is upon us>coco's graduation announcement day>the death of himemori_luna>quake is somewhere on the pacific right now, he's grown too powerful to overdose>OP is using the server to mine ethereum so he can buy a pirate ship, that's why the tps shits itself>nyan/11 was an inside job>vietlam 1 was only a setback>the invisible jannies are observing you right now, look twice if you hear a teleportation sound>the unabomber>the secret resource server>all the conspiracy theories against jannies and OP are true>the 35p curse>the fandead curse>the catgirl vtuber half life speedrun stream>every kfp before the kfp redemption was actually kiara>the nousagi dai-senpai>the original nijisanji monument>the [redacted] summoning circle that brought him back>all the spics are neighbors>all the SEA niggers live in the same apartment>he is not really american>nothing happened on 4/30>the illegal items>petra playing before joining nijisanji>how many haatons are needed to build stairs?>do not use the old guardian farm>the ame fort is still there, waitingthat's all I can remember for now