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Good morning!
Oh my Goodness! I had the weirdest dream! I was hired as part of a team to check out a property for purchase and repurposing, and it was huge, like, a U-shaped city block, and pretty ugly. Like it was made of cement with bubbly rounded shapes, had bumpy stucco painted over in white, and tinted black windows, looked like a ugly modern office or hospital or something, but it was actually a mansion. So we’re standing outside it and I tell the team members, who are like 3 other people including a girl wearing an office dredd, a nerdy camera guy dressed like he was in the Warriors and 3D Johnny Bravo, that this place is giving me terrible vibes. The girl agreed but Johnny and the Warrior say we gotta earn our dough, but should get out quickly.
We go inside and the grand hall/main lobby looks like a hunting lodge or club out of the 60’s, everything is old and dusty, except the fireplace is going even though there wasn’t a chimney and the coffee table and sofa were clean, as was the area around them. Office girl sits down and starts writing notes and ticking off a checklist, Warrior Cameraman is filming various b-roll shots, Johnny Bravo is posing and showing off his muscles to a stuffed bear before heading off to find a toilet and I spot an altar at the end of the large grand hall.
The grand hall’s endcaps divide into four, open rooms with walls acting as dividers without doors, two leading to each endcap. There are double doors at each endcap room that lead into the left and right wings that form the U. As I pass the room to the endcap room with the weird altar, I find myself in a strangely well maintained and supplied kitchen, which seems to have a small rounded dining table. There’s a deck of cards on the table. I make my way to the altar, and the room I’m in is filled with portrait paintings of family members and old photos. I approach the altar, and hear whispers “Don’t. Don’t. Don’t. Don’t Join us… Leave…” A cold, small hand grabs my wrist, I turn to look, and see a ghostly girl. “BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE” she wails at me and disappears. The lighting in the house goes haywire, and I bolt towards the hall to get the others. There are people playing poker in the kitchen, a chef holds up his knife, and separates a human skull from the spine, staring at me with a melting face. I bump into a man and he screams and explodes into dust, I am plucking panicking, my work crew is screaming, everything is chaos, ghosts chasing my freinds, fighting each other, paintings coming to life, decorations like statues moving, but somehow we eventually manage to escape out into the courtyard.
When we gather our senses we notice it’s not just the building but the town had basically had an ominous fog and strange underlight, with people wandering around in the fog. Now this is where it gets stupid. I forgot how but I came to the conclusion we were inside a reality marble as per the fate series. Johnny bravo pulls out a trans dimensional responder and basically calls our boss that “we’re stuck in one of those alternate realities again.” They said they would help, we just needed to find the weakest point of the marble, which we did, it was at the top of the mansion. We used brooms and poked at the weak point and cracked like a hardboiled egg. On the ride home, warrior was filming b-rolls, johnny was driving and spending time checking himself out in the rearview mirror, and office girl passed out, cuddling up to me in the back. We were told the house got sold and I woke up.
I skipped over a lot of details but basically we were harangued by ghost people the whole time and they were various states between deadly premonition enemies to melting barely human, some were quirky and funny, others were terrifying. It started scary and ended on really weird notes.