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>Lucy Pyre announces she will be at Alabama's Kami-con in her smelly, stinky, pasty, flesh
>I approach Lucy Pyre at the con, my phone in hand as my arms sway and chest pumped as though I am a Doctor Livesey
>She is surrounded by many orbitors, all weak of muscle, wearing masks, and skirts as well as cat ears
>I push one to the ground as I enter, then wrap my arm around her, gesturing to my phone which clicks on and I fiddle towards and app as I tell her:
>"I'm gonna make tonight like one of those mangas you're always reading specifically 428587 (which I will recite the number perfectly), recently colourized"
>As she stammers I'll explain that I have obtained a wedding dress that once donned will make the wearer my willing slave
>My phone will then show her a photo of a dress off google, it will be very obvious I searched the photo up
>I will be arrested
>I am not white, and will be in an Alabama prison
