>>68327255Imagine you and shondo reading the same book, but she's too fast a reader and she accidentally spoils you on something you're not at yet
>"oh, well, you should've just read faster, then you would've already known that!">"it's your fault for being so slow!" >"surely, reading isn't the only thing you're slow at..."You slam the book closed and throw it at her face, hitting her right in the forehead. Her head recoils back from the impact and she starts to cry
>"UEEE UEEEEEEE U-U-UEEEEEEE!"You go over to check up on her, there's a big bruise where the book hit her
Crying continues
>"Wahhhhhhhh w-wahhhhhh"You try to comfort her, saying you're sorry and asking how you could make her forgive you
>"spoil me, I spoiled(on what happens in the book) you, now you ought to spoil(treat well) me"You realise it was all part of her plan now. You flick her forehead bruise and carry her onto the couch and fetch some fruit and an ice pack from the kitchen and start forcing her to hear you read the book out loud
>"noooo, you need to give characters voices!! How would I know who's saying what then?">"no! that's the wrong voice to give them!!"You shut the book closed and just feed her fruit to have her shut up