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ELIRA PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR MALEWIFE
I CAN CAN COOK, I CAN CLEAN
NUGGIES, TENDIES, TEA, PIZZA, A MEDIUM WELL RIB-EYE STEAK. ANYTHING YOU DESIRE.
IF YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN YOUR SMELLY ROOM I WILL (I WOULD MUCH PREFER YOU KEEP YOUR AMAZING OROMA YOU ARE SUCH A GODDESS)
I CAN ALSO BE YOUR PUNCHING BAG, IF STREAM OR LIFE HAS MADE YOU MAD... JUST KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ME... I'LL STILL LOVE YOU AND MAYBE GET A BONER FROM IT.
WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING ANIME JUST YELL AT ME AND I WILL RESTOCK YOUR BOBA TEA AND MASSAGE YOUR FEET
JUST BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU WOULD MAKE MY LIFE FEEL COMPLETE.
I WILL DO ALL THE WASHING AS WELL, SO YOU DONT HAVE TO PICK THOSE UNWASHED CLOTHES ON YOUR BED THAT YOU SLEEP NEXT TO.
YOU CAN FUCK ME OR I CAN FUCK YOU, ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
I LOVE YOU ELIRA