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>4 am, sitting alone and throwing scratched yugioh cards in the fireplace
>the phone interrupts my deep meditation
>it's Doppio, sounding like he found the cure for cancer
>"ROSEMI"
>"ROSEMI"
>he's out of breath
>"ROSEMI WAT IF WE SUMMON SONNY AND HE HUNTS TWISTY THROUHG A COLLAB
>my pupils widen
>Doppio can barely articulate the pure raw emotion coming over him
>"RRR...R...ROSEMI WHAT IF S...SONNY TAKES HIS SHIRT OF AND STARTS HUNTING TWISTY WITH A LONGINUS"
>with those words all reality breaks
>i can only see a shirtless sonny fucking up twisty
>it's so fucking rad
>i start demolishing everything in my office in a frenzy
>Doppio is on the other line through the entire ordeal, screaming his lungs out
>then a realization hits
>twisty breaks the hiatus rule
>i cry
>all i wanted was a good collab
>a fun collab
>i pick up the phone and scream inarticulately at Doppio
>no words are needed - he understands me immediately, he starts weeping
>this goes on for 10 minutes
>"r...rosemi"
>"rosemi what if lunlun get"
>"what if lunlun gets raped by ren"
>not sure if i heard him correctly
>"what if ren burns anycolors food and kotoka has to burn ange because they have no food"
>irony taste in my mouth, realize it's blood
>"y.you mean to eat her?"
>"NO, to save humanity ROSEMI!!!"
>grab my stamen with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right
>ren could probably do it with about 20 good karaoke streams, i realize, he knows the songs
>"ROSEMI BAD VTUBER BAD VTUBER ROSEMI"
>don't know what that's about but it sounds rad as fuck
>write it down also
