>>74978744There was a large spider on my crotch earlier today. (Really, I wasn't sure it was a spider at first.) I swept it away in a panic and stood up out of my chair, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Eventually I settled back down into my chair, and about 5 minutes later, it was there on my crotch again. This time though, it was crushed and had most of its legs removed. It wasn't moving at all... it was a pretty big guy, quite scary.
How can that be, though? Honestly, I think it must have been swept inside my underwear and fell back out of the flap once I sat down. That or someone was watching over me and just wanted to spook me again. My penis was in... a lot of danger this morning.
