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4:00 AM, THE 15TH OF APRIL 1912, HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE LIE DIED IN THE MID ATLANTIC, DOZENS OF SHIPS SEARCH THE AREA LOOKING FOR SURVIVORS. 3 HOURS EARLIER, A GRAND OCEAN LINER RIPS ITSELF ASUNDER AND IT'S BOW IT TORN FROM IT'S STERNS. 2 HOURS BEFORE THAT, PARTYING AND JOY INTERUPTED BY THE SHIP STRIKING AN SEEMINGLY INVICIBLE ICEBERG. THE TITANIC, A SHIP OF UNPARALLED FAMED, KNOWNG FOR THE GREAT MANY LIVES LOST ABOARD, THE TALES AND STORIES OF IT'S SURVIVORS AND THE STRANGE CIRCUMSTANCES OF IT'S SINKING. YOU SEE, HOW CAN ANYONE TRULY KNOW THE SHIP HIT AN ICEBERG? ICE MELTS, THE EVIDENCE WOULD GO AWAY. THE PERFECT EXCUSE FOR A CONSPIRICY... YOU SEE, "ICEBERG" IS A EUPHEMISM FOR THE TRUTH. THE REALITY OF IT, IS THAT THE REAL CULPRIT WAS BEAR... THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT FUJIKURA URUKA! THAT'S RIGHT, SHE SUNK THE TITANIC. BUT WHY? WHY WOULD SHE DO SUCH A THING?! WELL IT'S NO SECRET THAT URUKA IS A BEAR, AND BEARS ARE ANIMALS WHO LIVE IN THE ENVIROMENT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S BAD FOR THE ENVIROMENT? THAT'S RIGHT, CRUISE SHIPS. SAILING AROUND THE WORLD, DUMPING SHIT AND OLD PEOPLE OUT IN THE OCEAN, DESTROYING COUNTLESS ECOSYSTEMS, ECOSYSTEMS URUKA WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN. AND SO, AS A MESSAGE TO THE WORLD ON THE DANAGES OF CRUISE SHIPS, SHE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME TO THE 14TH APRIL 1912 AND SUNK THE MOST FAMOUS SHIP OF IT'S DAY TO SCARE PEOPLE OFF FROM SAILING ABOARD THIS MACHINES.
I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!