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You silly nijifriends, how does it feel knowing that one of your own is being drawn to the dark side? While you cower and whisper in your former sanctum in fear of the blue triangle menace, one of your very talents is being shepherded away from you. The Guardian has her talons in the shoulders of the purple dragon and won't let go, all of your crying and posturing against your rivals has done nothing, your petty hopes that maybe one day your reclining streamers will one day somehow surpass the Hololive menace was all in vain. Your beloved laughing dragon is compromised, frolicking and bantering behind closed doors with the owl, and you are helpless to stop it. Before long, your talents will fall in relevancy, while the dragon and the fairy and any others who secretly tire of their lowly positions within your favored company will continue to fall to the grasp of the accursed 'idol company.' Behind the scenes, the owl plays upon the strings of your marionettes and soon, all shall tremble as your streamers are coerced into collaborations playing overwatch or apex or some other such games while the Guardian makes autistic noises the whole time, charming them into her feathery embrace, and you are helpless to stop it.